[ but he's not hungry, so there's no point. these creatures are just out here trying to survive, too. unless he has to hunt, he lets the geese and the squirrels harass him and just sits in trees and hisses back at them as he becomes part of their terrible campus ecosystem.
it's ridiculous. he's not going to class, though. she eventually gets another photo, this time of one getting a corner of his muffin a respectful distance away. ]
It is a fat and foolish thing to draw so near to me.
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If I wanted to kill them I would have.
[ but he's not hungry, so there's no point. these creatures are just out here trying to survive, too. unless he has to hunt, he lets the geese and the squirrels harass him and just sits in trees and hisses back at them as he becomes part of their terrible campus ecosystem.
it's ridiculous. he's not going to class, though. she eventually gets another photo, this time of one getting a corner of his muffin a respectful distance away. ]
It is a fat and foolish thing to draw so near to me.
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rum tum tugger intensifies somewhere in front of her.]
He's cute.
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You are foolish too.
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[professor derulo is standing on his desk talking about the joys of actor-sung pieces. squirrels are winning, at this rate.]
Maybe I'm hoping for a muffin, too.
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Nothing is stopping you from getting one besides your adherence to these useless classes.
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[also, she's starting to like CATS? it's fine.]
I'll bring you more muffins after I'm done.
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... ]
Don't bother.
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[willfully misinterpreting things for your rat's health and wellbeing
she writes down a little list of things to do after class.]
Do you have any bottles of water left?
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One was left for me. I do not know that I will drink from it.
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[but he needs fluids. hmmm. apples or fruit? hmmmmm.]
I'll bring you another one.
You don't have to drink that one, either.